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My Word of Truth

Posted on 2008.02.06 at 13:17
Okay, guys. Here's the deal. I'm a working writer. I haven't been one long, but I've fully embraced the lifestyle and there you go. But I also give content away for free. That isn't going to change. Doesn't matter where my stuff ends up. In hardcovers, on a multiplex screen, on the back of porn DVD's (someone's gotta write those blurbs, man). I'll never give you two middle fingers and tell you, "Free ride's over, fuckers!" As long as you're willing to take the ride, you'll always have a free ticket. That, as the outlaw Josey Wales once said, is my word of life. And it is true.

And although I feel that's worth something, I've always been hinky about asking or accepting donations. Listeners have messaged me and left comments here in my livejournal asking how they can make a more direct contribution to the author. I've always told them to make their deposit over at Podiobooks.com (because they certainly deserve their cut). In over two years Variant Frequencies has never asked for donations from our audience. It's always been enough for us that you guys listen at all. Seriously. And I doubt we'll start hitting you up any time soon.

So I'm a working writer. I'm dependent on both my income from writing and the rig I use to generate it. I'm also not a thunderously successful working writer. Yet. I've got to hustle. I've got half-a-dozen projects going at once right now in several different mediums, I've got to promote a lot of that stuff on my own in as many ways as possible. My iBook being a total loss is a huge goddamn monkey wrench, frankly. And replacing my entire rig is going to take a huge chunk of my meager operating capital.

Therefore I'm calling on my listeners, fans, fellow in-the-trench wordslingers. Everyone and anyone who digs what I put out there and thinks it's worth it to keep the party going smoothly. Some of you guys have already offered to help out, and dude, you cut me in the best way. For real. There's a button below. Click it. Toss some coinage into the hat. Whatever you can spare. It will go directly toward replacing my gear so I can pick back up where I left off as quickly as possible. I promise. My coke and whore budget is my own.















And hey. Thanks. I will continue my efforts to entertain you with everything in my arsenal.

Comments:


Reject Christ, Receive Bacon
[info]kandigurl at 2008-02-06 21:28 (UTC) (Link)
Hey, I heard you on Mur's podcast and thought I would check out your lj. I wanted to friend you, but I figured I'd ask first. I promise not to leave annoying comments beyond this one!
Matt Wallace
[info]matt_wallace at 2008-02-06 23:17 (UTC) (Link)
All are welcome here. Except the Hungarians.

They know what they did.
alasdair1076
[info]alasdair1076 at 2008-02-06 23:21 (UTC) (Link)
Right now, hand to God, I do not have one red penny spare otherwise you'd be getting it. Soon as that changes, I'm in.

That being said, what do you need? Any other way I can help? If I can do it, it's done.
Matt Wallace
[info]matt_wallace at 2008-02-06 23:52 (UTC) (Link)
Bah. You know your money's no good here, Al. I mean, your money's good, obviously. It's the pound. It's like the strongest monetary unit in the whole fucking world. But YOUR pounds are no good here.

Don't sweat it, brother. Just keep doing your thing. Much like The Dude, I take comfort in knowing you're out there taking 'er easy for all of us sinners.
wndrwolf
[info]wndrwolf at 2008-02-07 12:12 (UTC) (Link)
They do make alternatives you know. Crayon on tree bark is my favorite
Matt Wallace
[info]matt_wallace at 2008-02-07 22:28 (UTC) (Link)
Back in the day, I made my bones with a Model-T Zenith laptop and a dot-matrix printer. What a pussy I've become.
(Anonymous) at 2008-02-07 14:13 (UTC) (Link)

Consider yourself donated to

Sorry it's not more -- I found out the other day via doing my taxes that Uncle Sam is essentially demanding my half my liver and one of my kidneys (that cannibalistic bastard overlord).

Matt, I'd strongly advise you to jump ship to a Lenovo laptop or a full-on desktop (like a Compaq) for home use. I advise against a laptop being your primary system.

For the record, I've supported Apple in an enterprise environment, and they're not universally reliable. Quite the opposite -- I don't trust a Powermac or iBook, although I would buy an iMac or a MacBook Pro.
(Anonymous) at 2008-02-07 14:14 (UTC) (Link)

Consider yourself donated to

Sorry it's not more -- I found out the other day via doing my taxes that Uncle Sam is essentially demanding my half my liver and one of my kidneys (that cannibalistic bastard overlord).

Matt, I'd strongly advise you to jump ship to a Lenovo laptop or a full-on desktop (like a Compaq) for home use. I advise against a laptop being your primary system.

For the record, I've supported Apple in an enterprise environment, and they're not universally reliable. Quite the opposite -- I don't trust a Powermac or iBook, although I would buy an iMac or a MacBook Pro.

-Jonathan C. Gillespie
(Anonymous) at 2008-02-07 14:14 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Consider yourself donated to

Okay, so apparently I'm in slow mode myself this morning. Sorry for the double-post.

-Jonathan
Matt Wallace
[info]matt_wallace at 2008-02-07 22:30 (UTC) (Link)

Re: Consider yourself donated to

A man who gives of himself so readily, both in money and in knowledge, can repeat himself as many fucking times as he chooses.

Thanks, bro.
D.K. Thompson
[info]krylyr at 2008-02-07 16:57 (UTC) (Link)
Well, I was planning on putting some money for Claire's college fund. I guess you can have it instead.
Matt Wallace
[info]matt_wallace at 2008-02-07 22:34 (UTC) (Link)
Dude, the way I hear it Claire is ALREADY on her way to becoming a mind of super villain-like proportion. Who needs Harvard when you can TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Seriously, Dave. I thank you by invoking your given name. And thank Emma and Claire on my behalf, as well.
D.K. Thompson
[info]krylyr at 2008-02-07 23:09 (UTC) (Link)
Good point. In the end, Claire will own all our collective asses.
pgholyfield
[info]pgholyfield at 2008-02-08 19:26 (UTC) (Link)
Not much, but here I am with four computers and not enough time in the day to write (getting Rick to produce your audio was the most brilliant thing you ever did), and there you are, sans laptop!? That just ain't right.

Good luck, my man!
Matt Wallace
[info]matt_wallace at 2008-02-08 22:03 (UTC) (Link)
Sir, one of your dollars should be worth at least a hundred US notes. Their dollars are only backed by gold, while PG Holyfield dollars are backed by AWESOME. Thanks, sincerely. And Murder At Avedon Hill rules!

Oh, and re: Rick, it wasn't motivated by brilliance, it was my own sheer incompetence. Fucked up how easily it is to mistake those, nes't pas?
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