Evolutionary Theory (of blogging)
Posted on 2009.03.13 at 21:08Current Mood:
ecstatic
Current Music: "Ain't Nothin' But A G-Thang" by Dr. Dre (feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg)
Where has my blog been for the last couple of weeks?
In 3-D, bitches.
That's right, I've gone direct-to-video, just like Treat Williams in the The Substitute sequels. Or Sasha Mitchell in the Kickboxer sequels. Or Daniel Bernhardt in the Bloodsport sequels (I won't lie, I had to iMDB that last one). The first episode of my weekly video address went live on KILL (the) FEED, the new Matt-Wallace.com-exclusive podcast/news feed, two weeks ago. The second episode is available now, and chocked full-o-premium-content. The video editing by my intrepid webmaster, alias The Helljack, is absolutely killer. I never wanted to narrate my own fiction in audio podcasts, now I'm trying to be Lenny fucking Bruce. Life is a fluid concept.
The second ep is twice as long and the segments are far more elaborately and sophisticatedly scripted. Not to mention my t-shirts got WAY more awesome. Subscribe to KILL (the) FEED today and get caught up on all the essayin', asshole-tearin', minutiae-siftin', video-bloggin' action. It's only going to get better and better. Or its gradual downfall will lead to a SPECTACULAR explosion of bottoming-out. Either way, you won't want to miss it.
PLUS there is a lot more podcast content coming, including free original fiction from your humble narrator.
Also at the top of this news hour, THE NEXT FIX is now available for your Kindle reader and Kindle for your iPhone. The Kindle, if you're unaware, is Amazon's new wireless reading device. The Kindle 2 just dropped, and I look on THE NEXT FIX as its launch title. Like Zelda for the Wii. Because I am a craven egomaniac. But this is a big deal to me for several reasons. 1) My first Kindle release. 2) NEW revenue stream (I owe people). 3) The Kindle market is still tapped enough at this point that I believe good fiction can shine in this format.
Purchase. Download. Consume. And *please* be sure to write your review on Amazon.
I've got an exciting, extra-special promotional project cooking for this one, the details of which are currently in the top post over on Matt-Wallace.com for your perusal. I'm going to be dropping a VIDEO PROMO, like a thirty-second TV spot, for THE NEXT FIX on Kindle, and I want YOU to star in it. Yes, you. So hit up the website, check out the details/criteria, and then shoot me an e-mail for your chance to get in on it.
In the meantime, if you currently own a Kindle reader OR have Kindle for your iPhone I can't urge you strongly enough to get your digital gadgetry addicted to THE NEXT FIX and carry me next to your naughty bits everywhere you go.
Trust me. I'll make it worth your while.
In 3-D, bitches.
That's right, I've gone direct-to-video, just like Treat Williams in the The Substitute sequels. Or Sasha Mitchell in the Kickboxer sequels. Or Daniel Bernhardt in the Bloodsport sequels (I won't lie, I had to iMDB that last one). The first episode of my weekly video address went live on KILL (the) FEED, the new Matt-Wallace.com-exclusive podcast/news feed, two weeks ago. The second episode is available now, and chocked full-o-premium-content. The video editing by my intrepid webmaster, alias The Helljack, is absolutely killer. I never wanted to narrate my own fiction in audio podcasts, now I'm trying to be Lenny fucking Bruce. Life is a fluid concept.
The second ep is twice as long and the segments are far more elaborately and sophisticatedly scripted. Not to mention my t-shirts got WAY more awesome. Subscribe to KILL (the) FEED today and get caught up on all the essayin', asshole-tearin', minutiae-siftin', video-bloggin' action. It's only going to get better and better. Or its gradual downfall will lead to a SPECTACULAR explosion of bottoming-out. Either way, you won't want to miss it.
PLUS there is a lot more podcast content coming, including free original fiction from your humble narrator.
Also at the top of this news hour, THE NEXT FIX is now available for your Kindle reader and Kindle for your iPhone. The Kindle, if you're unaware, is Amazon's new wireless reading device. The Kindle 2 just dropped, and I look on THE NEXT FIX as its launch title. Like Zelda for the Wii. Because I am a craven egomaniac. But this is a big deal to me for several reasons. 1) My first Kindle release. 2) NEW revenue stream (I owe people). 3) The Kindle market is still tapped enough at this point that I believe good fiction can shine in this format.
Purchase. Download. Consume. And *please* be sure to write your review on Amazon.
I've got an exciting, extra-special promotional project cooking for this one, the details of which are currently in the top post over on Matt-Wallace.com for your perusal. I'm going to be dropping a VIDEO PROMO, like a thirty-second TV spot, for THE NEXT FIX on Kindle, and I want YOU to star in it. Yes, you. So hit up the website, check out the details/criteria, and then shoot me an e-mail for your chance to get in on it.
In the meantime, if you currently own a Kindle reader OR have Kindle for your iPhone I can't urge you strongly enough to get your digital gadgetry addicted to THE NEXT FIX and carry me next to your naughty bits everywhere you go.
Trust me. I'll make it worth your while.
anxious